Total Medals Earned: 46 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 845 Points
Medals Earned: 2/26 (15/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 28/42 (265/485 points)
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (170/300 points)
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
You really thought that would work?
Or something like that, anyway.